Chapter 3-RotK

Earlier chapters are lower down.

Number three.
The next morning, Kakashi woke up. He noticed the book he was rereading had vanished. The giant stomped towards the front room and saw the orange book on the table. "Who's been playing tricks with my book?"

The five spent a blissful week at the beach, but the term holidays were almost over and everyone had to pack. Naruto packed her 'Guide to Ninjutsu' that her sensei had given to her. She was wondering, "What about Kiba, Hinata and all those the same age as me? The other ninja I'm with are all older than me and in different classes except Shika. He's four years older and has left the school now. But he's a lazybones."

Kakashi did his teleportation spell and they were back in Konoha. A boy with a brown ponytail and goggles yelled happily, "Naruto onee-san!" and ran towards her. He jumped into her arms and she hugged him as if he was her baby brother.
"What is it about you that attracts little ones?" Neji asked.
"Ohh, that scary guy with purple eyes again!" the boy exclaimed.
"Konohamaru, don't say things like that." Kakashi reprimanded the boy. Naruto put Konohamaru down.

"Guess we have to go home and prepare for another boring year of training." Neji sneered to himself. Sakura didn't agree with his sneer but with the preparation part. Everyone left. Naruto felt heavy hearted, "When I get back to the academy, I hear the seniors pointing fingers at me, saying there goes the ninetails, she's a monster. And worst, the people from good clans like Hyuuga, Inuzuka and Uchiha look down on me. Wait, Uchiha!?" her head went up when she remembered her nightmares.

At the start of the ninja guild training two weeks later...
Naruto was walking along the corridor, feeling glum. "Hey Naru-chan!" a boy with spiky black hair and red tear gashes said. He was carrying a little white puppy with floppy ears.
"Kiba? What do you want?" she asked.
"I was wondering why you're so glum. It's a new term after all." Kiba replied energetically and bounded for class without waiting for an answer. Naruto followed him

As soon as she entered the class, she realized that she was late. "Naruto Uzumaki!" a stern voice said. The girl looked up and saw a woman with thick curly hair. "Kurenai-sensei." Naruto bowed down.
"Naruto, I was waiting to tell you something but you're late again, taking after Kakashi, aren't you?" Kurenai asked. "Well, anyway, this year, you're not studying in this class anymore!"
"WHAT!? Am I expelled?" Naruto was shocked.
Kurenai shook her head at the blonde, "No, baka. I meant that your skill has improved recently, you'll be moved up to a higher class along with the better students. I have to tell you one thing though, your age puts you at risk of being picked on by the others. Go to the class which has Kakashi as its instructor."

Naruto left the classroom, feeling some dread. Luckily for her, it was the same classroom her other friends shared, namely Neji and Sakura. She shuffled into the class, "Hello Kaka-sensei."
The giant was still reading but Naruto noticed something else. Several girls were fawning over a black haired youth with a grumpy expression. Neji whispered to Naruto after she took a seat next to him, "Sasuke Uchiha, but you should refer to him as a lame ninja. He's so emo he doesn't know what smile means."
"Why is everyone fawning over him?" Naruto asked.
Neji sneered, "They fancy he's handsome, I think he's stupid, wanting to kill his brother and all that sap. Unfortunately, he's very skilled and I haven't been able to fight him fairly. That sharingan copies everything I do except for the Byakugan."

Sasuke suddenly growled, "Don't come near me!" at his fangirls. But they gasped when they heard the deep voice. He put his face in his hands again.
Kakashi walked over to Naruto's seat and said to her, "You can't sit here, we knew about your transfer for some time and we have a seat for you. Sit next to Sasuke Uchiha. He asked for it but I don't know why."
"Argh! He's taking my friends away now! That Sasuke jerk wanted Sakura to sit next to him last year but she refused." Neji mumbled to himself.
Naruto then stepped onto the next level of the podium, next to who Neji called gloomy. The gloomy guy gave a smile when she sat next to him. "That's not fair! The new girl's got a smile out of Sasuke-kun!" a girl with yellow hair tied in a ponytail and dressed in purple said.
"It's my right to smile if I want to!" Sasuke shouted, making Kakashi add, "Back to your seats."

Naruto put her head down on the desk. "Ugh, why did he smile at me? I thought Neji said he was so gloomy he didn't know a smile." she pondered.
"Hello, little vixen." she heard that awful whisper again, and a warm rush of air close to her ear. "Get away!" Naruto snarled back as she realized who was saying that. It was no other than her deskmate. He smirked at her. "Getting heaty, aren't you?" she heard the thought. Then she heard Kyuubi's harsh voice, "You don't know it, kit, but you have the ability to read the mind of the opposite gender and it gets sharper around your mate. As in the one who'll be your lover in the end."
"What!? Him!? Sasuke? Neji will be furious!" Naruto yelled at the huge fox.
"Keep your voice down even in your head you brat!" Kyuubi shouted at her. "You know you want him in the end, I feel the passion in your chakra system."
"No! I don't care for him! I'm plagued by nightmares, Kyu! About someone molesting me." Naruto said in her head.

She heard Kyuubi's harsh laugh, "Hah, demon-hosts will have those kind of dreams when they turn sixteen. I heard my sister, the fivetailed wolf made her host dream like that."
"Naruto! Pay attention in class." Kakashi barked. Naruto tried to, but her deskmate would keep disturbing her. When Naruto tried to ask Tenten something, Sasuke leant over and blocked her. She thought she felt his hand rubbing her back.

When school was over, Naruto and Sasuke had to stay behind as Kakashi was punishing them for not paying attention. "You and Sasuke are staying back. Not paying attention in my class is ridiculous! You don't deserve to be ninjas if you keep this up." Kakashi poked Naruto's chest and Sasuke's forehead. "You are really taking after me, eh? Trying to feel somebody up! What's got into you?"
"I thought Neji and Shika would be the ones to be in detention." Naruto muttered.
Kakshi's sharp ears heard her. "Well, they're both smart so sleeping all day isn't much of a problem for them. You're average." he said and left the class. "Oh, by the way, Sakura has to stay back and watch you so that you don't get into -more- -trouble-." his voice rang in the corridor.

"Great, I have to make sure that Uchiha doesn't keep trying to feel Naruto up." Sakura mumbled.

Sakura said to Naruto, "I've got to go to the library to return my book. Good day. And don't leave the class! Kaka-sensei said you and Sasuke are to stay back." and left.
Naruto pulled a disgusted face at the Uchiha, who simply smirked in response. "Blech, I have to stay with a guy who keeps groping me and trying to block me everytime I want to ask something." Naruto said.
"Hmph." he answered. "So what? I know my fangirls would just love to be in your place."
Naruto growled, "So chase one of them, I'm not interested in you."
"But I'm interested in YOU!" Sasuke stood up. Naruto turned her head towards her homework and was soon engrossed in it. Wind jutsus held an attraction for her. She turned around to get something from her bag but her hands ran smack into something warm and soft. Reluctantly, she raised her head and her blue eyes met black ones.

And yet another smirk graced his face. The warm and soft thing she felt was his hand on her own. "Hey, stay a while." he crooned. Naruto pulled away and ran around the table to get her bag.
"What are you afraid of?" asked the deep voice. Poor Naruto, even though Kakashi's voice was deep, it wasn't a lust filled voice. She wanted to throw up. Naruto grabbed the bag and ran away from the classroom.

Later, Sakura found Naruto clinging to the swing for dear life. "Hie! I thought you were in detention!" she shouted.
"Ahh oh no, Sasuke..." Naruto shivered.
"What are you spouting about?" Sakura gave Naruto a big slap to wake her up. The blonde fell down and hit the earth.
"Ow! What are you doing?" she exclaimed and rubbed her head.
Sakura shook her head, "Gee, I wanted to break your trance, what are you doing out here anyway?"
"Sasuke... he scares me. Oh no! I left my homework in the classroom. I have to get it back, but I'm afraid."
"Afraid of what?" Sakura was curious.
"He'll jump me!"
Sakura started laughing her head off when she heard that. The confident Naruto lose her nerve over someone having a crush on her? What next?

Chapter 2-RotK

Chapter 2, chapter 1 is below 2.

By the beach, near the sea...
"By all means, let's go!" Kakashi started his teleportation spell. "Hang on to me, or to your friend who's hanging on to me." he said. The others ran towards him and grabbed his hands, arms. Naruto felt strong arms around her waist and supressed a yell. She was relieved to find that it was only Neji hugging her. "Something's wrong with Naruto, but she won't tell us. She's the sort who broods until her problem is too great to solve." Neji thought.

Kakashi and the others teleported to the beach. Wow, it had yellow white sand, clear blue water... "Yeah! Let's go!" shouted Naruto. Kakashi smiled, his little friend was excitable. But was it her personality that attracted most youths? Not that many were attracted to her, but a few wanted to be her friend, Neji among them. "Guys, you had better change into your swimming things before the water gets cold." Kakashi said. The others ran to the changing rooms scattered near the chalets.

Naruto went into the hut and used her sexy jutsu to divest herself of her jacket and pants. She came out and Neji started laughing his head off. "You look like a whore! Change back!" he gasped for air. Naruto's wild locks had grown longer and her face was no longer serious, it had the typical 'little girl' features, big sparkly eyes, little nose and mouth. They gave her a hopelessly stupid blonde look and Neji knew she was a smart blonde.

Shikamaru thought, "She looks terrible in the sexy jutsu. That hair reminds one of a prostitute." and shouted, "Change back! You look foolish!"
Naruto groaned and turned back to the hut. "You don't think she thought it easier to transform into a nearly naked harlot instead of taking off her clothes, do you?" Sakura asked.
"Who knows." Shika answered and went back to sleep. His lazybones attitude got on the more active people's nerves. Sakura and Naruto were among them.

In the changing room, Naruto suddenly felt as if somebody's eye was on her. She couldn't tell who, but she was sure it wasn't Neji's eye. It was just as she had taken off her jacket, revealing a cloth band around her chest. "Take the band off." a husky whisper sounded.
"Huh?" Naruto asked. She had undone her jutsu and was now in her normal clothes and look. She laughed nervously, "I'm dreaming, this is the girls changing room."
"No, my fox, you have to take it off." the whisper sounded again. Naruto was very confused, so she took her chestband off and quickly put on her swimming half slip. Her breasts, freed from the band, looked large compared to when she was wearing her clothes. "Too bad, you have a very nice figure you know..." Naruto shouted in fear and ran out of the changing room.

"Naru-chan? What's happened?" Sakura asked. Naruto was pale with fear at the manly voice which haunted her. "You look like you heard a ghost." Sakura continued.
"Ah, uh I'm fine, Sakura." Naruto lied. She didn't want to say that a voice wanted to see her smooth bare chest.
"Liar!" the pink haired girl pointed a finger at her. She was suspicious, "Naruto's got a big problem. But what is it? Who is following her around? Neji said to me that she tried to make him get off her."
Naruto then waded into the water and let out a yell, the sea was cold! "I'm changing back into my clothes." she announced and ran back.

Around the table at dinner, Kakashi was still reading. He refused to take his mask off to eat, so he had requested that Naruto leave something for him. As usual, the young vixen had ramen for dinner. "Don't you get bored with eating that stuff?" asked Neji. He was eating sashimi and rice. The giant thought about his crush, Iruka, a she-werewolf who he met a few months back.

That night, Naruto dreamt she was arguing with Sakura, trying to deny that she had a problem, but Sakura suddenly vanished. "Uh oh." Naruto thought. "Not again." She ran off as far as she could. Far away from the youth who wanted to jump her. No such luck, she found him smack in her escape route. "Dobe." his expression seemed to say.

Naruto gasped. The youth stood up and looked at her. Suddenly Naruto seemed to see what he was thinking, "She's foolish, but so tender. I think she would make a fine mate." Naruto screamed, "Get away from me!"
"No use, I laid claims on you some time ago. Are you trying to deny that you're mine?" he stepped towards her.
Naruto shouted bravely, "Yes! I don't belong to you, go and chase somebody else!" but inside her heart was going thumpthump, a mixture of fear and -love-?

She felt her hands pinned down to her side and backed up against a tree in fear. "Hn, nice..." and she felt warm lips pressing on her own. She wanted to scream but it turned into a soft moan. "I knew you like it, hardly anyone can resist my charm after all, although there are exceptions." she heard the whispery voice in her head. "Charm of the Uchihas, that's what. And a Uzumaki has her own charm..."
"Mmph grrrr." Naruto's choked reply came out because the Uchiha was pressed up against her.

Then Naruto felt somebody kicking her back and another person beating a pillow on her head. "Gya! Get off!" she shouted and woke.
"Thank goodness." Neji said, a frown of worry crossing his face. "We thought you were having a nightmare, and the nightmares were the things bothering you, so we had to wake you up." Naruto noticed he was holding a pillow. Sakura was standing close to her back.
"Tell me what you were dreaming about! You were screaming and then moaning, what on earth's wrong with you!?" Sakura yelled and shook her blonde pal.
"But I've forgotten, Sakura, maybe I did scream and shout, but I forgot what I was yelling about." Naruto said angrily. "Leave me to sleep in peace!"

"Zzzz ah ha, that away." Kakashi's pleasant voice said. The grey haired giant was asleep.
"Now what's he babbling about?" asked Naruto. Her face had a disgusted look on it.
"Hmm, must be something to do with the stupid novel he's always reading." Sakura said. The aforementioned book was on the giant's chest.
Neji rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Hrm, I wonder if he ever takes his mask off when he's asleep."
"The last time we pulled his mask off, he was wearing yet another one." Naruto reminded him. "Hee, I have an idea, take the book away." she choked down a laugh and her normal cheerful look returned.

"You're crazy, Naru. Kaka-senpai'll go ballistic." Neji whispered.
"I'll hide it on the chalet's dining table." Naruto gave a wide grin and slunk towards Kakashi. He snored loudly. Naruto quickly grabbed the book and ran to the front room of the chalet. She placed the book on the dining table with a smothered laugh. If she had looked out of the window, she would've seen the man from her dream looking right at her.
"I know your name, Naruto Uzumaki. And I'll ensure you're mine." he whispered.

Chapter 1

In the beginning...

It was a sunrise in the month of September, but it seemed to carry a foreboding start to the village of Konoha. Then, "ARRGH!"
A blonde ninja ran out of her apartment, shaking all over in fright. Her wild yellow hair looked even wilder than before. She ran thump into a tall man with gray hair and a covered face. "Hey, Naru-chan? What do you mean by yelling and running out of your house into me?" this wasn't an ordinary ninja, he was Kakashi. The oddest part about him was the fact he was a giant!

Naruto puffed and panted. "Well, anyway, have you forgotten what the five of us are doing today?" enquired the giant.
"No, Kaka-senpai. We're going on a trip, right?" her rough voice replied. Kakashi looked down at his youngest friend. She was quite pretty, with blue eyes and brown skin, but her skin was marred by whiskers sticking on her cheeks.

"Yeah, I was afraid you'd forgotten, because they say a wild fox will have bad memories." Kakashi wagged a finger in front of her. Then he went back to reading his novel. Naruto gaped, then shouted, "Take that stupid mask off!"
"Huh, it's a part of me, and I have no intent to show my face, kapeesh?" he replied with a laugh.
"Stupid stupid stupid old giant!" Naruto thought to herself, then she suddenly thought of the incident that made her scream and run away.

A little before dawn...
Naruto was sleeping soundly in her bed, then she started rolling around. "Grr, get off, Neji." she said. If one had used something to look at her dreams, they would've seen Neji sitting on Naruto and saying in a mocking voice, "Fate has decided I'll win today, Naruto!"

Suddenly, Neji disappeared. Naruto stood up, and saw a masked ninja with spiky black hair. "Not you! Go away!" Naruto shouted and flung shurikens at him.
The figure took off his mask and smirked, "Beautiful, aren't you Naru-chan?"
"Nobody but my friends may call me that!" she yelled and ran away. She thought to herself, "It's always the same, at the end that weird guy has to chase me around, and he always seems to get me! I mustn't let him get me this time."
She stopped, no sign of the youth. Naruto sat down tiredly. Then she felt herself pushed to the ground and that guy was kneeling over her! "Finally, I've got you, my fox."
Naruto screamed, "Get off, you fool!"
"You're the fool, but you're lovely." he leant down and kissed her. "ARRGH!" the vixen yelled herself awake...

Naruto sighed, she couldn't shake off the mysterious guy who prowled after her in her sleep, she started to worry that he might stalk her in the daylight too! "I heard you call me a stupid old giant." a gentle voice said. "Why'd you do that?" it asked again.
"Kaka-senpai, I meant that your wearing the mask was a stupid thing." she answered. "We should be heading for the lair, Neji, Shika and Sakura could be waiting there for us."

Kakashi agreed with the fox-girl, if they didn't get a move on, the trip might be canceled by the impatient Sakura. "Get a move on, buddy." he said and picked up his things. At the lair, Neji was tracing crosses with his fingers.
"What's taking Kaka-senpai so long? He shouldn't have any difficulty in shaking Naru-kun awake!" a pink haired girl yelled.
"You're noisy, you know." a lazy looking youth with a brown ponytail was lying down on the floor. "Naruto isn't such a lazybones, but I am. What a drag life is." he continued.
"Here we are!" a rough, but definitely feminine voice rang. Neji quickly sat up. "Ah, so the stubborn vixen is here." he laughed.

"Who're you're calling a stubborn fox!?" an orange and black blur dashed at Neji. He jumped aside and Naruto sat down, panting. Neji quickly sat on her.
"Heh, I said you're a stubborn fox because you like to try and change your destiny. But you can't change the fact you're the keeper of the fox spirit. Can you?" Neji leant in towards Naruto.
"Yuck, get off, mr destiny!" Naruto cried and pushed her friend off.
"Fox girl!" he laughed. But in his mind he asked, "Why is she acting like this? Usually if I sit on her and lean towards her she won't mind too much."

Kakashi strolled along the path. "Hey! You're late again!" Sakura yelled, her pink hair almost standing on end.
"Leave it be, he's always late." Neji smiled, he was still sitting on Naruto.
"I said get off, destiny boy." Naruto said and pushed Neji off again. She stood up but Neji tackled her to the ground laughingly. "No, you make a nice seat for me."
"Well, friends, how about the trip to the beach that you guys wanted?" asked Kakashi.
"Blech, I'm too lazy to move." Shika said. He rolled over and scratched himself.
"You're not lazy enough to scratch yourself Shika!" Sakura grabbed his neck in an instant.

"I guess that means you guys changed your minds about the trip." Kakashi said.
"We haven't!" everyone yelled.
"Let's go then." Kakashi grinned under his mask.
Naruto got up after Neji stood up from her. "Take your mask off!" she insisted.
"No." Kakashi replied, and that was that.

Introduction/Summary.

Introduction to RotK, a Naruto slash story and parody.

Naruto's a girl from the start, and although she bears the kyuubi, not so many people hate her as she's a skilled ninja. But then, she starts having dreams of being assaulted. Her friends try to crack the mystery behind her dreams, but just as they are close, Naruto's kidnapped! Now it's a race against time before the dreams Naruto had become true!

L'espion Gitane.Day one.

Day One. Part One.
I was called up one fine day to Nemesis' palace. She's the governor of Chachapoya Island. I donned on my best clothes, which consist of a purple jacket with a matching pair of pants. A catgirl collar was put around my neck, for despite the anti furry attitude most people had, these same people had a liking for false furries. This collar was given to me when I became an officer. I looked in the mirror and was satisfied with the way my ears stuck up. As usual, my feet were on their tiptoes. The only way to differentiate me from those catgirls is to ask us to walk barefoot. A true furry doesn't require shoes for her feet are strong. Just why do I wear only one earring? One of my earrings is cursed and the only way to break it is to wear it when everyone accepts and respects furries. If I wear both earrings before the curse is broken, my lifespan will be shortened and I will die very soon.

I walked past a group of people and went to the throne room. Nemesis was sitting there and she greeted me, "Ahoy, Purpure. I've sent for ye because there's a mystery I want ye to solve. I'm gonna be frank, it's full of danger." She stood up. I am much taller than any normal pirate so her head was only a little higher than my shoulders.
"Dangerous danger?" I asked.
"Very likely."
"Any pirrages? I rike them."
"There are no pillages. The hours will be long, the nights are cold and dark."
"I have no fear of the dark, Nemesis, I thought you knew that." I answered.
"Ok, yer supposed to be a guard at a camp."
"Camp!? You're sending me to a camp!?" I yelled.
"This is no ordinary camp, cat wench, it's camp Nebula! Secondly, yer guarding a bunch of pirates. None of them are older than fourteen."
"What did you say? No order than fourteen?" I asked.
"Yep, all those pirates be between the ages of ten to fourteen."
"Are they bratty?" I asked anxiously. I wish I'd never said that, because Nemesis poked a dagger right at my throat. "They're better behaved than sprogs! Some of them are the relatives, and even the sons and daughters of influential pirates and governors!" she growled. "And don't call them brats, or I'll slit yer throat!"

"So how am I getting there, is there some speciar ship I can sair, or what?"
"One thing, Pur, we're out of ships."
"No probrem, just terr me where to go, I'rr find my own way there. I'rr be out of your hair before you can say 'Heath Robinson'."
"No silly, the location of camp Nebula is a secret. Ye aren't supposed to know how to get there."
"How am I supposed to get there then?"

"I'll have to plank ye to send ye to the Nebula camp. The location of the place is secret."
"Prank me? Oh no no no! I won't, I can't! The rast time I got pranked I had sart in my eyes, sart in my mouth, sart arr down my neck!" I shouted.
"I'm afraid ye'll have to be planked, lady. It's the only way to get there without revealing the secret location."
She teleported me to a boat belonging to the 'Dread Ringers'. I looked around in surprise. Hypnos and Dionysus were there.

I snorted, "I suppose you think there's a 'Sir srugabed' rank?" when Hypnos lay down for a nap.
"Actually, I don't think there's such a rank Pur."
"She meant Sir SLUGabed, stupid!" Nemesis yelled from the crow's nest. "We're nearing the camp, everyone, be quiet."
She clambered down from her perch after dropping the telescope. Dionysus caught it just before it smashed to pieces. "Whew, Neme, you can't just throw down the telescope like that, too risky."

I was looking towards the fog when I felt somebody bump into me. We both tumbled overboard and I hit out wildly. Nemesis's voice yelled, "Stop beating me!" and a hand grabbed my cat collar. I choked, "Ret go of me!" and flailed about. We both went underwater and I managed to grab Nemesis's collar. She gargled and when we surfaced, I felt a sharp blow in my chest. "You don't know how to pray fair. Take that!" I punched my opponent's good eye and heard Dionysus comment, "Wow, cat fight!"
"Haha! It's very funny. Nemesis should get an eye remedy, for two eyes." Hypnos snorted.
Nemesis shouted, "Get me up! And don't tell anyone that Purpure punched my eye. Say I banged it."
"Why can't I say that Pur punched your eye?" Dionysus asked.
"Everyone will laugh at me. Whoever heard of a governor being punched by one of her subjects?"
Dionysus and Hypnos let down a ladder and I swam towards it. But Nemesis climbed on it and kicked me. "Take that! And I told you that you must go to camp Nebula and you have to be planked!"

"Why can't I go by boat!?"
"Because we're out of boats. Keep swimming east and you'll find camp Nebula. Good morning!" Nemesis climbed up and the ship moved out of sight.
"Bah! I suppose I must go." I muttered and turned towards the sun. I kept swimming for some time and washed up on some island I didn't know.

A stupid parody of the general net beliefs.

Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy is the only type of religion in the world to encourage people to be super boastful about themselves and to be the opposite of religions such as Buddhism, Shintoism, Christianity and religions which practice being good.
Followers:All the Hackers follow this religion.
Pantheon:Varies, can range from puppets to spaghetti.(Who the hell worships food!)
Notable beliefs:All the followers of this religion do not accept the existence of our mortal realm and live in a fantasy world, cut off from friends and kin.
Commandents as follows...
1.Thou must love the opposite gender, or be gay forever.
2.Thou must boast, only then can you become a god of awesomeness.
3.Thou must troll others.(This does not include roleplaying because this is fictional intent!)